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Ugly Dachshund Sweater Vest, c. 1990s
Ugly Dachshund Sweater Vest, c. 1990s
Ugly Dachshund Sweater Vest, c. 1990s
Ugly Dachshund Sweater Vest, c. 1990s

Ugly Dachshund Sweater Vest, c. 1990s

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Gear up for holiday gatherings by upping your “ugly” sweater game! This vintage Michael Simon vest is knit from a mix of cotton and ramie — a plant in the nettle family, traditionally used to make exceptionally strong fibers. Made in the 90s, the boxy button-up style features hand-stitched applique bones and dachshunds. Fun fact: Simon got his start as a designer by hand-knitting leggings for his fellow ballet dancers in the East Village!



Item Details

  • Original vintage item, c. 1990s
  • Size small
  • 19" pit to pit, 19" neck to bottom
  • 55% ramie, 45% cotton
  • Hand wash, lay flat to dry. Do not dry clean

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